"Audio absenity"....I feel embarrassment that I'm laughing this hard. Audible obscenity is what you mean. I've perused (accidentally) a few of your posts back at SBR. You're much better off never placing another tennis wager.
I cannot believe i bet on these cretins today when they were down 1-0 (at about -147)....based on the erroneous logic they were highly unlikely to lose to the Nats twice consecutively. Irate with my hasty decision. Too many dummies in Padres lineup with the likes of Tatis, Machado, Soto, Cruz...
"Joey Gallo strikes out swinging" with a runner on and 1 out. I expect to hear that multiple times tonight. Perplexing the Dodgers took this clown off the Yankees hands.
Good sized wager on over 8 in the matchup. Pads stranded a lead off double top 1....off to a bad start. Optimistic we see a few crooked numbers with these offenses.
Amazing debut. Fantastic Dodgers team would be much stronger with a .300 hitter, with pop and speed at third. We'll see if the kid lives up to the billing.